Initials B.B. - Serge Gainsbourg
I, however, am not.
Totally just ate his dust in Central Park.

GPOYW - Drinking Coffee In Bed With Mismatched Socks and Faithfull Donald Duck Coffee Cup and When Was the Last Time I Brushed My Hair Exactly? Edition…and it feels so good.
* sometimes I delete her comments and when she wonders where they went I tell her it’s some kind of Facebook glitch that happens all the time
* I also tried to scare her numerous times by telling her about “all the viruses Facebook is going to bring into her computer” but it never works she asked her stupid IT guy at work and he said it was fine. Damn it.
* last time I was home she asked me if i knew what a Twitter was. I said I barely knew about it and that it’s mostly for spamming pornbots. Should hold her up until June I guess.
* obviously she doesn’t know about Tumblr, so please don’t make it too popular.
* I do love my mom but between her emailing me chain letters, bunny pics with a sparkly pink-colored “I miss u” on top and her “do you know MOM” quizzes on Facebook, it’s a little intense
* Can I be mean and tell you that she met a musician that has a My Space and is sending the link to “some kind of new music network internet site” to all her family and friends?
It’s not funny anymore! She’s ruining all my status and pics!
Under random pics she’ll ask me to call her (?) and just now I wrote ( you know, cause I’m clever and cool like that ) “coming to Montreal mid-December! Get your livers ready!” and she liked it and THEN wrote back “yes i am making my meat pie! see you soon mom xxxxxxxxx” ( yes she wrote 10 kisses )
Oh also she was the only one to comment on the status update making it even more embarrassing.

Christmas gifts are coming in!
Why yes I do have somewhat cliché men / nephew in my life. However, they will be very happy to open this on Christmas day.
I love comments from people who used my recipes on Thanksgiving. So amazing to be part of so many stranger’s celebrations through my food.
I did your creamed kale! it was amazingly good and easy to do! ( go check out her cooking blog, she is quite an inspiration for my little kitchen adventures )
As this seems to be a somewhat regular feature on my little ol’ blog I thought I’d let everyone in tumblrland know that I’ve Got A Feeling and Santa Claus Is Coming To Town are both stuck in my head this afternoon. It makes for a strange mash-up.
…and now they are in mine. You’re right, it is strange…ly addictive!